To anyone who is reading this post,this is to inform u that the marvelous Piyush Philip has decided to start a fan club in honour of his dear friend Jissy Thomas . FOJ is short for 'Fans of Jissy'. Access to and use of this club is provided by the marvelous Piyush Philip subject to the following terms:
Rules for Membership :
1. People with pets aren't welcome to join this fan club.Why,u may ask ??? Well pets tend to freek out the marvelous Piyush Philip. So no pets or pet-lovers.Period.
2. You may not read,copy, reproduce, republish, download, post, broadcast, transmit, make available to the public, or otherwise use FOJ.com content in any way,not even for your own personal, non-commercial use.
3.Only people with an iota of 'sense of humour' would be allowed to join the group. If u have more than that,well then this ain't ur club,mate.
4.If u are a social misfit,mentally deraged,emotionally unstable or all of the three, u r welcome to join this club.Though the person to whom this club is dedicated won't agree,the marvelous Piyush Philip agrees.So that won't be a problem.
5.Offcourse u shud have read atleast one post submitted by Ms. Jissy Thomas on the iland and commented on it.Never mind if u liked the post or not,u automatically become a member of this club.Congratulations,u lucky pigs ;-)
6.Contributing material with the intention of committing or promoting an illegal act is strictly prohibited.The illegal activites include questioning the sense or sensibility of the patron of the club i.e. Ms.Jissy Thomas or the promoter of the club the marvelous Piyush Philip,or questioning the purpose of this post etc.
7.All the members of the SSS club become automatic members of this group.Again a round of applause to all those lucky souls.Don't know 'bout the SSS club ???? Well then go ahead,click this link www.I-have-an-IQ-similar-to-that-of-an-algae-and-I-am-proud-of-it.com .If u clicked this link without giving much thought then congratulations , u are SSS material,for more info. on the relevant topic u may visit Ms.Jissy's home page,the link to which is not provided here .(C'mon,am I supposed to spoon feed u Bozos ?? Find the link on ur own !!!)
8. Oh,did I mention the fact that we don't have enough funds to build the web site for this club ?? So the first 100 lucky members will have to cough up 1000 bucks each to join the club.The rest of the members can join for free.
9.No narcissistic behaviour will be tolerated not even the teeny-weeny variety....except when it comes from the marvelous Piyush Philip.
10. All the citizens of The Democratic Secular Republic of North Korea automatically become members of this group.
Benefits of being a member of the FOJ club:
Hmmmm ......Well I can't think of any right now......but hey we can come up with something as we move on.
NOTE :
1. By joining FOJ club you agree to be legally bound by these terms, which shall take effect immediately on your first use of FOJ website as and when it is built. If you do not agree to be legally bound by all the terms mentioned above,well then this ain't ur day pal.
2. The marvelous Piyush Philip may change these terms at any time by posting changes online according to his wims and fancies. Please review these terms regularly to ensure you are aware of any changes made by the marvelous Piyush Philip.Your continued use of the club after changes are posted means you agree to be legally bound by these terms as updated and/or amended.
3.All disputes will have to be settled in the courts of The Democratic Secular Republic of North Korea.
Yevheniia Mikheenko
Legal Aid to the marvelous Piyush Philip
Shanty no :007
Pyongyang
The Democratic Secular Republic of North Korea.
Guys,the stupid stuff above was just for fun.Just wanted to tell u guys how much I love and respect u.Thought,this Holi will be a great time to tell u how much u guys mean to me. There is the ever sweet Jissy to whom this club is dedicated,my great friend Doc...aka Star Trekker(luv ya sweetheart),the ever pragmatic Princess (u simbly rock).The great Savita Ma'am,and offcourse the poetess Indigo Iris.Then there is Minimol Charles...simbly superb.......Munna with his Mumbaiyaa lingo, AJ chettan the great.....Babe...Shyama...do ya think I'll forget u ;-) The saint guy and his Iyer the great......my lil sis Spring-savi aka APpU...Chitra ma'am....my fellow Bhopali Jiby ;-) Urvi,Bud San.....the great PF...ur stories rock......;-) ,Meena Sundar Ma'am ,Priya,Shawna,....God I got too many friends....just kidding guys.....The more the merrier.....
U guys rock.Keep on rocking guys.Wish I could start a fan club for all of u guys.Though,work keeps me away from the iland for long durations...but u all r in my heart.Ur posts, mails, comments and GB enteries are treasured.May we celebrate many more Holi's together. God Bless u . And God bless u rediff guys.Though there are chinks in ur software, u guys have provided us with a wonderful platform. Cheers to all of u.
Muaaaaa and tight hugs,
the not so marvelous Piyush Philip,
Chow.God Bless.
HAPPY HOLI